Where's the coffee?

[ellarien]

I'm out of decaffeinated instant coffee. This is unprecedented, and far more disturbing than being out of milk, bread, or cereal, all of which happen every few weeks, sometimes all at once. The thing is, I distinctly remember picking up a new jar, and noticing the green label, a couple of weeks ago. Now that the old jar is empty, I can't find the new one anywhere. It looks as though I'll be drinking honey lemon tea this evening. It's pleasant enough, but it isn't the same.