Another thing about the Phoenix airport

[ellarien]

For the last six months or so, they've been paging people over the PA and on special screens in the concourses to tell them to pick up messages at the Paging Assistance Location. (Imagine this being said in the slightly slow and disjointed tones of an automated announcer.) Someone must have finally made a suggestion; now they're also mournfully announcing, at regular intervals, 'The Paging Assistance Location is Located,' followed by a sad pause, followed by, 'Near Airport Restrooms.' So now we know.